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El Gora Airport is an airport serving the town of El Gorah, in the North Sinai Governorate of Egypt, 10 miles (16 km) from the border with Israel, and 13 miles (21 km) from the southern tip of the Gaza Strip.

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{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}

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York South—Weston is a provincial electoral district in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, that has been represented in the Legislative Assembly of Ontario since 1999.

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County Hall is a historic former courthouse in Cuckoo Lane in Coventry's Cathedral Quarter. It is a Grade II* listed building.

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