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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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\"State of the Heart\" is a song by American singer-songwriter Philip Bailey released as a single in April 1986 by Columbia Records. The song reached No. 20 on the Billboard Hot Black Singles chart.
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