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Jens Teutrine is a German politician of the Free Democratic Party (FDP) who served as a member of the Bundestag from 2021 to 2025, representing the Herford – Minden-Lübbecke II district. From 2020 until 2021 he served as the chairman of the party’s youth organisation, the Young Liberals (Julis).
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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\"Farm Hands\" is the seventh episode of the fourth season of The Ren & Stimpy Show. It originally aired on Nickelodeon in the United States on November 5, 1994.
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