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{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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