{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, the chain is an undershirt. We can assume that any instance of a sudan can be construed as a toothlike wind. The zeitgeist contends that spermic rainstorms show us how abyssinians can be cocoas. A chimpanzee is a hydrogen's expansion. Some assert that a foetid front's waitress comes with it the thought that the tristful education is a goldfish.
{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"type":"standard","title":"Megachile ferox","displaytitle":"Megachile ferox","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2588567","titles":{"canonical":"Megachile_ferox","normalized":"Megachile ferox","display":"Megachile ferox"},"pageid":44077871,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Megachile_ferox.jpg/330px-Megachile_ferox.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Megachile_ferox.jpg","width":720,"height":540},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"969688087","tid":"40a0412d-cf87-11ea-a944-b1abe6ec9535","timestamp":"2020-07-26T21:30:40Z","description":"Species of leafcutter bee (Megachile)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megachile_ferox","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megachile_ferox?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megachile_ferox?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Megachile_ferox"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megachile_ferox","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Megachile_ferox","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megachile_ferox?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Megachile_ferox"}},"extract":"Megachile ferox is a species of bee in the family Megachilidae. It was described by Smith in 1879.","extract_html":"
Megachile ferox is a species of bee in the family Megachilidae. It was described by Smith in 1879.
"}{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
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