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{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

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