{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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