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{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
{"type":"general","setup":"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...","punchline":"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here","id":42}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?","punchline":"He had a very esteemed colleague.","id":94}
{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?","punchline":"Neither did he.","id":100}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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Keyonta D. Marshall was an American professional football defensive lineman who played in the National Football League (NFL). The Philadelphia Eagles selected him out of Grand Valley State University in the seventh round of the 2005 NFL draft. Marshall appeared in one game for the Eagles in 2005, but the team cut him prior to the start of the 2006 season. On November 8, 2006, the New York Jets signed Marshall to their practice squad.
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