{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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Farhat Nursultanuly Abdraimov (Kazakh: Фархат Нұрсұлтанұлы Әбдірайымов, Farhat Nūrsūltanūly Äbdıraiymov; was a Kazakh actor.
"}{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Claudia Jones","displaytitle":"Claudia Jones","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5129197","titles":{"canonical":"Claudia_Jones","normalized":"Claudia Jones","display":"Claudia Jones"},"pageid":7986142,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Claudia_Jones%2C_likely_during_her_time_in_the_CPUSA.jpg","width":261,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Claudia_Jones%2C_likely_during_her_time_in_the_CPUSA.jpg","width":261,"height":400},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279936415","tid":"c8cb3eb3-fe7a-11ef-b6a1-27d695469f96","timestamp":"2025-03-11T13:14:38Z","description":"Trinidad-born journalist and activist (1915–1964)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Jones","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Jones?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Jones?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Claudia_Jones"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Jones","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Claudia_Jones","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Jones?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Claudia_Jones"}},"extract":"Claudia Vera Jones was a Trinidad and Tobago-born journalist and activist. As a child, she migrated with her family to the United States, where she became a Communist political activist, feminist and Black nationalist, adopting the name Jones as \"self-protective disinformation\". Due to the political persecution of Communists in the US, she was deported in 1955 and subsequently lived in the United Kingdom. Upon arriving in the UK, s